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The Black Barbie Chronicles: A Girl Goes to Immigration

Here’s today’s piece about Korean paperwork. Enjoy, I sure as hell did! F.M. Laster “Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.”― Niccolò Machiavelli A Girl Goes to Immigration     Well, if I think the shit show … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: A Girl Embarrasses Her Handler

You know what happens after the medical? You get your results. I got mine and my poor handler was embarrassed. Read on. F.M. Laster “Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.”― Niccolò Machiavelli A Girl Embarrasses … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: What Fresh Hell Is This Part 2?

Interested in Part 2? Read on. F. M. Laster “The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra What Fresh Hell is This? Part 2  So here is part 2 of The Medical Visit. After paying my hefty fee of … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: What Fresh Hell Is This? Part 1

Wonder what’s it like to get a medical check in Korea? Read on and enjoy my pain. F. M. Laster “The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra What Fresh Hell is this? Part 1:The Doctor’s Visit You learn … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: Arrival in Busan

After getting my nerves worked up over nothing, I finally arrived to my city, Busan. Check out my impressions of the place. Enjoy. F.M. Laster “Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.”― Niccolò Machiavelli Monday, November … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: Black Barbie Wishes To File A Complaint

After arriving in Korea, things were not how I thought they would be. Anyway, read my complaints and my pain. Enjoy F. M. Laster “The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra Black Barbie Wishes to File a Complaint … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: I Finally Made It!

Yes, I’ve made it to Korealand. Read about my adventures. Enjoy F.M. Laster “Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.”― Niccolò Machiavelli Thursday, October 29 I Finally Made It! Holy Hell Batman! I made it to … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: She Got a Ticket to Ride

Yeppers. I got my ticket to Korea. Insanity? Maybe. Anyway it’s too late; I’m not getting a refund for my ticket, F.M. Laster “Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.”― Niccolò Machiavelli Monday, October 26 She … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: How People Reacted to Black Barbie Moving to Korea

When you do something different people have unique reactions. This is how MANY of my people reacted to me moving to Korea. Enjoy. F.M. Laster “Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.”― Niccolò Machiavelli Tuesday, October … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: When One Door Closes

Here’s a little diddy about when I didn’t get the first gig, but I got the next one! F.M. Laster “Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.”― Niccolò Machiavelli  Thursday October 15th When one door closes….. … Continue reading

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